Yes, this is another "conserving water" story!
So, when we shower together we have a routine. I stand under the shower head first, wash hair, switch spots, he does hair, I wash body. It's that way, every single time.
I don't know why, but we changed up the routine. Bad idea!
I washed my hair away from the shower head. And got soap in my eyes. I was completely blind for about five minutes.
The next thing I know, something landed hard on my foot. I'm asking Danny if everything is ok. No answer!
"DANNY DID YOU FALL?!?"
No answer. WTF is going on? And why can I still not see anything!?
Finally, I manage to open my eyes and see the damn red body wash (still looks like blood to me!) and Danny backing away from it. "DANNY WHAT IS WRONG?!"
And then he says it...
"There was a cockroach on the bottle. Can you kill it?"
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Too Funny Not to Share!
So, sometimes we like to conserve water and shower together. TMI, I know. But this shower story is too funny that I just had to share...
Let's start with this. I'm 24 years old and still cut myself shaving.
We're in the shower, Danny is standing under the water washing his hair...so I take this opportunity to shave my armpits. I'm just finishing up when he starts putting body wash on his man-loofah (he calls it a man-tool..but lets face it, it's a loofah!) He yells "OUCH!" I look down and there is blood EVERYWHERE. I'm thinking to myself "shit, how does one even cut their armpit?!"
Danny says "I stepped on the cap to your razor."
I'm like "oh shit, you cut your foot?!?"
He looks at me, laughs and says "that's my body wash you nerd."
I was laughing so hard. Why does his body wash look just like blood!? I almost had a heart attack thinking we were both bleeding to death!
My next statement was "I wish I had my camera right now!" I think we laughed for like ten minutes before I could explain that I wanted pictures of the "blood."
So here it is....the blood! (taken in the sink...I'm not a creep with a camera in the shower!)
Let's start with this. I'm 24 years old and still cut myself shaving.
We're in the shower, Danny is standing under the water washing his hair...so I take this opportunity to shave my armpits. I'm just finishing up when he starts putting body wash on his man-loofah (he calls it a man-tool..but lets face it, it's a loofah!) He yells "OUCH!" I look down and there is blood EVERYWHERE. I'm thinking to myself "shit, how does one even cut their armpit?!"
Danny says "I stepped on the cap to your razor."
I'm like "oh shit, you cut your foot?!?"
He looks at me, laughs and says "that's my body wash you nerd."
I was laughing so hard. Why does his body wash look just like blood!? I almost had a heart attack thinking we were both bleeding to death!
My next statement was "I wish I had my camera right now!" I think we laughed for like ten minutes before I could explain that I wanted pictures of the "blood."
So here it is....the blood! (taken in the sink...I'm not a creep with a camera in the shower!)
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