Come to one of my parties early and you get to eat a penis cookie!
Remember in 40 Year Old Virgin the girls had the wigging out party? We decided to go with that theme and had so much fun with it! My maid of honor and sister, Michelle, was responsible for the lovely penis name tags. We all chose dirty/stripper names...we had a Sindi (get it?), Trixie, Roxi, Vixen, Kitty, Jail Bait (this is probably the reason why the bouncers kept checking our IDs...), Lola and Bambi. I stuck with the way original Beatles tune Sexy Sadie. I think I'll just keep that as my nickname after we get married! My bridesmaid, Ashley, took care of swag bags complete with socks (we went bowling), penis cookies and candy, candy rings, and candles! I love my friends so much, I seriously think they are the most amazing people!
My Jamaican sister!
The Bridal Party!
Veronica, Michelle, me, Ashley and Lindsey
"Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Gina and Alanna
Kisses for Michelle!
(ps. I'm totally against tanning..can you tell!?)
Jen was forced to do karaoke by the 2 girls up front
I'll be honest, I thought there was going to be a fight!
The Group!!
I'll be honest. Wasn't everything I hoped it would be. I had a great time with my friends, but it came with drama. First, my underage cousin and sister ordered alcohol. Fine, cool, whatever. But have a fake ID. My sister did...cousin did not. I thought we were going to be thrown out. Lucky for me, Lindsey was leaving early anyway and my cousin went with her. Next dose of drama came when Danny's ex-wife sent me a lengthy (and might I add....grammatically incorrect) Facebook message. Seriously, this girl has NEVER tried to contact me and decides to do it on that night? The girl must be a better stalker than I am if she can get past all my stalker-proofing on social networking sites! And the final dose of drama was at the second bar when drunks were pouring beer on my sister, touching my friends butt, and just being plain obnoxious. God, I love drunks! But just being able to spend time with my friends was great, so I really enjoyed that!
Tonight I bribed Alanna to come over to help me with the seating chart. I'll be paying her in beer, pizza and paper penises leftover from last night.
