Yes, this is another "conserving water" story!
So, when we shower together we have a routine. I stand under the shower head first, wash hair, switch spots, he does hair, I wash body. It's that way, every single time.
I don't know why, but we changed up the routine. Bad idea!
I washed my hair away from the shower head. And got soap in my eyes. I was completely blind for about five minutes.
The next thing I know, something landed hard on my foot. I'm asking Danny if everything is ok. No answer!
"DANNY DID YOU FALL?!?"
No answer. WTF is going on? And why can I still not see anything!?
Finally, I manage to open my eyes and see the damn red body wash (still looks like blood to me!) and Danny backing away from it. "DANNY WHAT IS WRONG?!"
And then he says it...
"There was a cockroach on the bottle. Can you kill it?"
