#1 I hate crickets. How do these disgusting creatures get into my house.
Miley killed one this morning...thank you, Miley!
#2 I always see weird things when we go on roadtrips.
Here are a few examples:
Giant Rocking Horse...
Cheetos Car
Woman Walking to the Drive-Up Window
Giant Snow-Cone
Nice John Deere..
#3 I wish I got an invite to Chelsea Clinton's wedding!
#4 We have no milk. But I'm such a caffeine addict that I'm drinking my coffee black.
And I like it.
#5 We have gone bowling twice this summer. They call me the Silent Killer.
My ball goes 5mph..but the pins always fall!
#3 I wish I got an invite to Chelsea Clinton's wedding!
#4 We have no milk. But I'm such a caffeine addict that I'm drinking my coffee black.
And I like it.
#5 We have gone bowling twice this summer. They call me the Silent Killer.
My ball goes 5mph..but the pins always fall!
