When It Rains....It POURS

I officially hate electronics. About a month ago, Miley chewed my phone charger..no biggie, Danny fixed it. But then she got ahold of my phone, so now the charger doesn't want to stay in it to actually charge it. But because I'm cheap, I just put my battery into Danny's phone to charge it. Annoying..but it works. But I neeeeeed a new phone, I don't want to extend my contract to get the phone (my contract is up in March,), because I barely get any service at the apartment. Any suggestions?

Now my computer doesn't work. It turns on, runs for about 5 minutes, then it freezes. Nothing will work, I can't even get ctrl alt delete to work. It's frustrating. It won't let me run a virus scan or delete any programs. It gets worse everyday (today I can't bring it back to life at all.) I have Danny's computer to use but all my important information is saved on my computer. What the eff do I do?!