What Miley Did

I keep the doors shut in the house. For a reason. Sometimes I forget the reason. Today, I was reminded why I always keep the doors shut. Tightly.

Miley was barking outside of the spare bedroom, probably looking for Kaleb. Or so I thought. I had enough of the barking, so I let her in. I heard some riffling around...I walked in and she was rolling on Danny's PT gear. You know how animals roll on dead things? Yea. Thank you hubby for leaving your stinky-dead-animal PT gear in the spare room.

So I took it away and told her to get out.

A few minutes later I realized the house was oddly quiet. Shit. I forgot to shut the door.

I walk in and Miley is eating her own poop. Oh.My.God. My dog is disgusting.


Ok but now I'm wondering a few things
1) Does she actually think that it tastes good?
2) Is the little shit trying to hide the fact that she took a crap on the floor?!
3) Oh my god this room smells so nasty...SHIT and DEAD ANIMAL!